pyreclaws:

prettyinpinkprep:

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

You are the best role model what are you talking about

(via saluteyourfadm)

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

(Source: slothwrestling, via what-are-dreams-made-of)

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

(via what-are-dreams-made-of)

oomshi:

internetexplorers:

I JUST WANT TO WRAP MYSELF UP IN A THOUSAND FLUFFY PUPPIES 

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(via what-are-dreams-made-of)

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

(via hell-yeah-ima-hick)

(via sweet-n-s3xy)

herspanic:

please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house 

(via sweet-n-s3xy)

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